A guy who fakes a heart so he can get a girl to have sex with him
Dick: Hey meet me at 8
Girl: But why? I told u i hate you!
Dick: Cuz i wanna see your beautiful face...
Girl: Awwwww okay I'll be there now!
Dick: Ill get us condoms
Guy who hears the convo: Boyy, ur suck a DICKtator!
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