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When a woman grows old and saggy.
Wife: "Will you still love me when the nipples hit the floor?"
Most commonly refers to taking a piss, but may also refer to masturbation.
Be right back, just need to drain the hose.
A man who keeps score of his many sexual conquests, and treats sex as a competitive sport.
Did you hear that Joe slept with 12 girls this month?
Yeah, he's telling everyone. Dude's a total panty collector.
To divert a child's attention with game apps. Commonly used in public places, such as doctor's offices and restaurants.
"Emma started to act up, so I divapped her.
A busybody.
"Quit being such a nib nose". It's the equivalent of telling someone to mind their own business.
Seen in esquire magazine, a cutesy way of saying that you are going to take a piss.
I've got to go make the bladder gladder.
Vomiting, especially in public.
"Did you see how wasted Mike was last weekend? He spent the whole night yelling at his shoes. "