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Johnathan

Stupid little boy with a lisp and mommy issues. And by that, I mean that he still drinks from his moms plump tits at the age of 21. Needs to learn how to dress so he doesn’t look like a schoolboy hooker. Can’t drink for shit. Not sure why UMass accepted him, he can’t even read.

Girl 1: did you meet that guy Johnathan?
Girl 2: oh, yeah... he needs Jesus

by stripcroquetgang October 31, 2018

5👍 11👎


Kayla

The stupidest whore that’s ever step foot on planet Earth. Future cat lady who just wants to watch her husband burn the donut with his man whore. Loves to shit on everyone she meets and loves to slob on some knob after hitting up Sputie’s at high noon.

Guy: did you see that girl, Kayla?

Other guy: yeah I think she has a dick
First guy: idk about that but she definitely has cats

by stripcroquetgang October 30, 2018

3👍 4👎