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Porn star Son of the hard working Draggons His Baggins, cousin of well known Frodo Baggins and his lesser known brother Douche Baggins. Grand son of old Saggins and Blue Baggins. Generally known as the black sheep of the afluente Baggins family of the Shire. Married to wife and fellow porn start Cum Baggins and father of Shit and Brown Baggins. His Great Uncles Colostomy and Tenpoundsofshitinafivepound Baggins fought in the war of five armies where one of them sustained life altering injuries. Scroto was introduced to the porn industy by his his grandmother Blue "Ball" Baggins. She did not do well in the industry early on but had a succesful career late in life when she went by the stage name "Under Eye Baggins". Scroto found married life tedious and unfulfilling. He devorced Cum and became involved in gay porn. He Hired Douche Baggins as his manager and went by the stage name Scroto "The Hand" Baggins. He died of Elephantitis when his sack became infected while filming "Ass Baggins the Butt Pirate".
I'm drunk. Scroto Baggins
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That semi-gooey, clear liquid that comes out of an unshaken ketchup bottle before thr actual ketchup comes out
Damnit, I got ketchup PreJack all over my fries. I can't eat this shit! It looks like Ronald McDonald jerked on my plate now!
: a phrase pertaining to a group of individuals with an inflated view of self worth. Usually found driving an expensive two-door with either a cell-phone or bluetooth earpiece to thier ear going way too slow in the fast lane. They can also be found without a cell-phone or bluetooth going about 90mph (anywhere) and honking at your grandma if she get in his way.
"hey, put the fucking phone down and push the little pedal on the right you fucking Shit Bag"!
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What every one of these definitions needs.
You, reading this now: "Fuck, I really hate this definition, which this obvious (insert hated political party here), douche-bag wrote, but the 'Thumbs-Down' button doesn't adequately summarize the rage with which I would cram sharp, pointy objects up his ass, were I given the chance. If only there was a COMMENTS SECTION, I could properly express my anger by typing something whitty like, 'shut up, you commi', that would teach 'em"!
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What every one of these definitions needs.
You, reading this now: "Fuck, I hate this definition, written by this obvious (insert hated political party here), douche bag, but a "thumbs-down" button doesn't properly quantify the rage with which I would cram sharp, pointy objects up his ass, where I given the chance... If only there were a COMMENTS SECTION, I could at least let them know my feelings by saying something whitty, like 'shut-up, commi scumbag' , that would teach 'em"
Pronounced; 'Turd-Fuckin' but done really fast so that the listener questions whether or not you actually said 'turduckin' or if their initial instincts were correct and they did infact, hear you say 'turd-fuckin':
Def; When someone, traditionally known as a 'Hill-Billy, Fucks it during the American holiday of 'Thanksgiving' by reaching into the propane powered, yard-side, deep fryer with inadequate tongs and then tries to catch it with their bare hands when the tongs fold up like a late 2000s tech firm.
1."Yep, Jimmy just TURDFUCKED it!. Dangit, where's my camera-phone"?
2."Uh, Turdfuckin, anybody"?