Dirty Trucker

v. To masturbate to other motorists while driving.

Woman #1: What was that driver staring at?
Woman #2: I think he was pulling a dirty trucker.
Woman #1: What's that?
Woman #2: It's when you masturbate while driving.

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Canadian Dinner Jacket

A work jacket or flannel that has been well worn and thoroughly beat up.

Man #1 : Why doesn't Chris get a new Carhartt? The one he has is old and dirty.

Man #2 : What, you don't like his Canadian Dinner Jacket?

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