damsel

A member of the female sex. A lady.

Following a spot of department store garment liberation:

"Shit man! Der's a damsel in dis dress! No wunda I could nut carry it, you ragamuffin"

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green market

Surreptitious trade in agricultural produce: buying and selling of agricultural produce that is against the law or official regulations. A common practice within the EU particularly since the rise in popularity of internet based auction sites.

"Hans, how on earth do you think Herr Muffin is going to shift all that reject grade wheat?"

"He'll probably flog it on the green market Gunther, he usually does"

rectumitis

An inflammation of the rectum.

Basil , who was renown for scratching his itchy arse, finally went to the doctor and was diagnosed with ring rot causing rectumitis.

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Sucking a lemon

The look of disgust in a person that is reminiscent of the face pulled when eating something very tart, such as a lemon.

When my wife discovered that the paedophoilia charges that she had laid against me would not be pursued as the prosecutor had found them to be baseless she had a face like she was sucking a lemon.

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paper hat

Rhyming slang for 'prat', a fool, an ineffectual person.

"'Ere, John! Aint that old Muffindamule over there?"

"Nagh, can't be. The paper hat's still banged up for noncin', doin' a three stretch"

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subsidy milker

One who enjoys the subsidies offered to farmers for milk production without actually producing any dairy products whatsoever.

"Commissioner, I think I should advise you that we have evidence of a subsidy milker operating out of Germany"

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murally challenged

To be without a wall to surround one's property in part or in whole by reason of act of God, accident or act of reckless folly.

"Gunter! I see Herr Muffin has become murally challenged!"

"It will be the drink again I expect. Drink and tractors do not make good bed fellows Hans. Always I have said this!"

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