East Haven

Suburban town in CT where the hottest girls in Connecticut reside. About 70 percent of them are whores though. About 90 percent of the town is italian and everyone's last name ends with a vowel. Not much to offer here except for a bowling alley, chilis, and a couple baseball and soccer fields. Oh, and there's about 12 walgreens and rite-aids total in east haven alone. The high school kids think they're tough but they're all talk. They are also into wearing extremely tight jeans and DC/Vans shirts. If not skater punks, the rest of them are on steroids and have dumb Gotti haircuts. The only cool kids in East Haven are probably asian.

Stupid East Haven kid: yo lets go get some roids from Tony down the street from the green

Other east haven kid: sure, and after that lets go try to pick a fight with 8th graders but dont forget to get the budweiser and pot from Shawn.

Stupid East Haven kid: wait, i gotta go to walgreens and get more hair gel.

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