hashbrowny

Any substance that hast the constancy of hash browns, often preformed into specific shapes.

Tatter tors are hashbrowny.

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Romney seat

Any exterior riding area for passengers you no longer wish to keep within the confines of your vehicle - such as a dog kennel strapped to a luggage rack.

"You'd better not blow chunks or I'm making you sit in the Romney seat"

"If your crazy hoe doesn't chillax, I'm throwing her in the Romney seat..."

Luncheon

A "lunch" that has extended long beyond it's reasonable time frame. (See base words "lunch" and "eon")

This luncheon is taking forever, I wish she's just shut up and finish her chicken sandwich already...

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Heffalump

The act of spreeding ones butt cheeks and vomiting into their open ass.

"That G needs a good heffalumping"
"I'd like to heffalump into that ass"

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2016

The year in which too many beloved celebrities and loved ones died, we elected the most unfit president ever, and generally, everything sucked.

2016: Seriously, fuck that year.

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Skypaholic

People who drink together while skyping others in order to not drink alone (which, or course makes you an alcoholic).

"You are a Skypaholic, currently." (as said to my by a friend while drinking on Skype.)

'Mericamas

Annual holiday on Dec. 25 that revolves around four things:

1. Buying Shit.
2. Getting Shit.
3. Eating Shit.
4. Watching Football.

We're going to the mall to buy gifts on credit for 'Mericamas.