Fuck me in the ass

Can be used literally or as a sign of frustration, as in:

1) Seeing that guy's crotch bulge, I said, "Hey dude, 'Fuck me in the ass'." (Can be used by heteros or gays)

2) "Fuck me in the ass. I can't get this fuckin' software to run the way it's supposed to.

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shirtlifter

A gay male who lifts his shirt (and bends over) for anal intercourse.

Primarily British usage.

Q. hey, is your mate a top?

A. No, he'll top sometimes, but he's really a shirtlifter.

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blue balls

A condition in males characterized by:

1) a bluish or purplish coloration of a guy's ballbag caused by the settling of blood in the veins in the scrotum, and...

2) sensitivity in the groin area that can range from very erotic to extreme pain.

Blue balls result from repeated stimulation of one's cock for a period of time without getting to orgasm / ejaculation.

Examples include repeatedly jerking off up to the point where one needs to cum; repeatedly receiving head or getting hand jobs from a partner but not cumming. Seriously kissing and fooling around with a (str8 or gay) partner over an extended period of time.

1) I stroked my dick for three hours while watching porn and got blue balls till I hurt so bad I just had to jack off.

2) After a couple hours of deep kissing, playing with her tits, her sucking my cock and me finger-fucking her ass, I had blue balls bad. She looked at me, chuckled and said, "Let me suck you off so you get some relief."

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rubber up

to put on a condom before (anal) intercourse.

verb. Primarily British gay usage.

"I stopped to rubber up before I fucked Jimmy in the arse."

"Guys who bareback don't rubber up."

tmr

Abbreviation for TWINK MEETING ROOM, a porn site and meeting place for youngish gays to see, chat, and blog with other gays and bi guys 18+

If ya wanna see photos and videos of hot young twinks (18+), go to tmr

My bf and I got off watching twinks 69 on tmr

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bonk

intercourse; to have intercourse.

British usage. Somewhat similar to "boink" in the U.S.

I bonked a girl last nigh; later it felt better when I bonked my bf.

Hey, dude, do you bonk her more than once a day?

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bluey

A pornographic film; usually a video.

British usage.

That bluey I watched last night got me so horny and hot that I had to jerk off twice.

My Brit girlfriend asked me if I wanted to watch a bluey with her. I said, "what's a bluey?" "Well this one is called 'Prom Queen'."

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