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The most unbelievably sexy woman that has ever lived.
Long dark hair, gorgeous eyes, a killer body, a beautiful laugh and the sexiest voice that ever carried the first syllable.
Men should kiss the ground that her shadow touches.
Bastard #1: "Fuck man, I wrecked my truck!"
Bastard #2: "What the hell happened?"
Bastard #1: "I caught the reflection of an Ann in my rearview mirror when I was driving down the road. I snapped the wheel hard right to get bck to her and drove into the city fountain!"
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Butt sex. A term once used in the UK, at least among soldiers, for doing their girlfriends in the ass.
When Sgt. Adamson's wife got wise with him, he bent her over and ran his schlong up her Chutney Tunnel.
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The gorgeous vixen that sits the summit of Mt. Sexiness.
She is gorgeous, kind, stimulating and has a voice that could charm ice away from Antartica.
Ann Marie is so beautiful that her image is used to distract entire armies in battle and she is therefore considered the most prized implement of weapons of mass destruction.
She is desired by many, men and women, and the cause of horrendous jealousy among those that know they can never compare to her.
She has gorgeous green eyes, beautiful long dark hair, a killer smile, a body of a goddess and her laugh will cause chills to gallop through your soul.
Male 1: (speaking into a cell phone)"OMG, I am a dead man!"
Male 2: "What's wrong dude?"
Male 1: "Jesna just caught me looking at Ann Marie and she knows no man can resist Ann Marie. She's coming this way with an axe! Tell the hospital to prep for surgery to re-attach a penis and my cranium!"
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