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When POTUS Trump drains the D.C. swamp and refills it with his cronies what's left is the Trawmp
Him: What the hell is that stench coming from the White House lawn?
Her: That's The Don's Trawmp
That feeling that takes hold of you during a bender after an extended period of sobriety.
What's wrong with Joe? He looks different.
He quit drinking for three months and started back with a vengeance last week, it's just a Retox Embrace.
When youâre planning a disaster and you prioritize the possible outcomes.
Will: What if dad gets Covid before his heart goes out?
Frank: Itâs been catastrophised.
Stuart: Check the list.
Russians, like V. Putin, who like Donald J Trump
If it weren't for the Trumpskies Hillary Clinton would be president.
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When you watch COVID briefings and the Prez says maybe you should test disinfecting the lungs.
Him: Did you see the ambulance at Bobâs house?
Her: Yeah, heâs got bleachedlung from eating Tide Pods after watching the Prez.
A politically correct way of describing someone with multiple personality disorder
Him: WTF is up with Jill? One minute she's Marsha Brady, the next she's Brittney Spears.
Her: She's a jack of all traits.
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When you try to put on an event for your loyal supporters but kids on Tik Tok and K-pop fans steal all the tickets.
Her: How was the Trump rally?
Him: He got Tikpoprolled, no one showed.