crop duster

A person who does a fart (usually silent) in an area and then leaves, thereby leaving the smell for others to savour.

That guy is a mean cropduster.

He was the worst cropduster that I've ever met.

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yelse

An Australian word started at Xavier College, Melbourne that means 'as if', and denotes disbelief. Can be used widely. Can also be used instead of 'rolled','wrecked' or 'owned'

Tim: I could have any girl in this room.
Matt: Yelse! (or Yelse you could).

'Yeh he totally yelsed me' (proved me wrong)

'He's in need of a yelsing' (needs to be put in his place)

Jon: Let's go to the football.
Pat: Yelse to that! (No let's not!)

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rooster

A girl who is quite promiscuous, that is sleeps around a lot. Originated from the fact that for this girl, 'any cock will do'

of course, cock being not the chicken kind, but the male genitals.

Matt: That girl is hot!

Brendan: Yeh, but she's a real rooster.

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pothole

what do you do when you are driving along and see a pothole? you try to avoid it. Same thing happens when you see a pothole person!

Also see speedhump

'Oh fuck, here comes that stupid pothole, let's go over there so he doesn't see us'

'Damn, Ryan is such a pothole, as soon as he walks up, everyone leaves.'

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go home and wank kid

a kid that must wank as soon as he gets home. Sexual gratification is utterly important to him...but no-one else will give it to him.

Man, I bet that fat kid gerard is a go home and wank kid.

Mum: 'Hi honey, how was school?'
David: 'Wait, just a minute mum, just a minute! I have to go to the toilet'

*Runs to the bathroom and after a few minutes returns looking rather flushed*

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W.O.M

An acronym for Women Over Men. It describes a man or boy who is heterosexual and but spends all his time with women and not his male friends.

Often a man can become a WOM because he has not had a girlfriend for a very long time. All of a sudden he gets one, and then spends ALL his time with her, instead of friends.

Man, he's the biggest WOM ever.

-Where is Jack today?
-Ah he's out womming it up with his
girlfriend Jess.

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speedhump

When you're driving and you see speedhumps you go 'ohh damn. not again!' and they really annoy you. Same with a speedhump person.

See pothole

Dman, here comes Scotty, that major speedhump, I hope he doesn't try to speak to us!

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