FMD

Fuck Me Dead - Shortened and used in text messages or via instant messengers.

A way of expressing something.

FMD that's amazing
FMD the size of those
FMD where you get them?
FMD how much?
FMD you did what?

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snap one off

when one has to go do number 2's.

Hang on Tel, be back in a mo, gotta snap one off.

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Dog Chop

When you or something else has breath that smells like an open sewer.

Oi Luv, get that dog chop away from me

That bloke has severe dog chop

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Bat Wing

The male artform of pulling one's 'ball bag' up over the penis and stretching it wide, this creating the 'bat wing'.

Met lucy down the pub the other night and surprised her by flashing her the bat wing.

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Poo Particles

On a molecular level, whenever someone chucks a fart you are inhaling their poo particles

I had a curry last night, poo particles were flying everywhere

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PPB

Poo
Personal
Best

The art of timing how long it takes you to chuck a turkey into the loo whilst at work... Taking you hourly rate your employer pays, you can work out how much you got paid to release the beast...

Hourly rate / 60 * Minutes on the bog = PPB
I threw a $25 PPB out today...

I threw a $25 PPB out today...

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Wobbly Fun Bags

The descriptive terms for a ladies 'puppies'

Check out the wobbly fun bags on her!

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