shockwave

the act of inserting one or more fingers into the snatch and ass at the same time.

chicks dig it when a fingerbang becomes a shockwave.

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bait and switch

during the act of intercourse from the rear, the man fakes an orgasm by spitting on her back, and then letting her have it in the face once she turns around.

i gave that whore the bait and switch when i blew my muck in her grill!

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bumples

acne of the glutious.
butt pimples.

i flipped the bitch over and found a patch of bumples.

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mud flap

uncircumsized, the foreskin can be used as a protective barrier during a buggering session

no condom needed here, i already have a mud flap!

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flotch

to gamble and lose. a fart that's much too wet. similar to a shart, but much, much worse.

oh lord, i just flotched!

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bowback

the act of degrading a sexual partner during doggy-style sex; by pushing downwards on the small of the back whilst reaching over the head, inserting index and middle finger into the nostrils and pulling up sharply! if done correctly, a pronounced bow will form in the back.

she's walking oddly today due to the vigorous bowbacking i gave her last night.

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