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Two words you should never put together, unless you want people throwing Bernie Sanders bumper stickers at you
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I spend my entire day playing minecraft. Wow, I have no life
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Something that Donald Trump wants to build..ahem I mean, what he's going to force the Mexicans to build
"We're gonna build a wall, and who's gonna pay for it? The Mexicans!"
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Only used for desperate measures. From the outside it looks pleasant, but one foot in(or one nostril in) and a tidal wave of smells enter your respiratory system causing years and years of emotional and physical trauma to the lungs, gasping for air. Every door to every stall is broken, with either a lock that doesn't close all the way, or a lock that is so covered in grime so when the door is closed you're afraid of being locked in forever. Every toilet has some form of shit or piss stain on the toilet seat, so ladies, prepare for squats. The sinks are always automatic, so they either never work or they stop after running for two seconds. Also, the soap resembles that common smell of hospital soap. Who doesn't love smelling like that? Lastly, 99% of the time the paper towel holders are empty, so you're only option is using the dryer that pumps out mouthfuls of air while still managing to sound like a 42 ton truck driving at full speed.
I'm a mother of five children and I need to take a piss, oh goody a public bathroom!
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