mooey

The correct definition for this being the (Cockney) slang for face.

He got a punch right in the mooey, the cheeky...

also Taken from the film Nil by Mouth (1997)

"Never stopped him going to the pub, though. No, he was well enough to do that. Now, one day, right, he's staggering across the pub pissed from the night before. He's gone over, crunch, right on his mooey, like a fucking ironing board. His hooter's around here, his railings all over the fucking place."

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diesel

Liverpudlian slang. Often used as a nickname. Diesel sounds similar to "these will". Hence the slang translates to:

a: We call him 'Diesel'.

b: Diesel, what the fuck is that about?

a: Cos, you know, he has sticky fingers "Diesel do and diesel do". Man he'd steal his grandmothers fucking pension I tell you.

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versace

British Slang

Origin: someone invented this phrase to describe the countless number of these people milling around (in tight cliques) the streets of Oxford.

Use: the word "versace" is used to describe a group of "sloanes". In this scenario "versace" takes on the same role as (and a similar meaning to) the word "phalanx".

The use of the word 'versace' is important as it adds a far more embellished description of those you are referring to. For example: sloanes are gaudy, cheap and of no substance. Similar to the flamboyant clothing produced by said designer that only looks good on a yacht/catwalk/celebrity.

I was walking down Cowley Road the other day and almost got run over having to walk around a versace of sloanes.

One of my friends is a sloane, she knows so many fit women. Man I was at a party the other night and it was one big versace of sloanes. Those girls, they may be stuck up but once you're on the inside, they are proper goers!

I was on the Divvy Road (Divinity Road, what they would refer to as their "hood" thinking they're ironically cool, we all call it a street) the other day and a versace of sloanes went past in a convoy of Golfs.

I tell you, if you want to see a versace of sloanes you should pop into Oxford during term time, they all go to "Brookes University" so that their parents can say that they go to "Oxford".

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kiffed

A little bit strange, not quite right. Against the norm.

Also the feeling after having smoked marijuana; Jamaican derivative.

What is with your hair it looks kiffed.

That house/car/person looks kiffed.

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lock stock

Something that is fail safe, cannot lose. A deal that is sealed.

I tell you, we have this scam sorted, lock stock the whole nine yards.

The deal's done lock stock.

Security? You're looking at security, I'm the commandant, this is lock stock, I'm telling you.

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NMP

Not my problem. Used in a really, derogatory, off hand way. Used to show that you really don't care. Almost a "I told you so" phrase.

You better go clean that shit up, it's NMP

I tried to tell you she was a ho, NMP.

NMP, you go find the money to pay the shark

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shit squiggles

To have diarrhea

Ah man, that dodgy Indian, I'm not going there, it always gives me the shit squiggles.

Have you been on a diet recently or have you just had the shit squiggles.

My Mrs cooked me dinner the other night. Fucking chicken wasn't cooked and I had the shit squiggles for days.

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