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POISON IVY

A plant from the firey pits of hell.

So I've got this poison ivy on my knees. It really kills. It itches, and after I scratch it for a good five minutes, it burns. It's kind of swelling, and it makes me want to amputate my knees.

by stupidraeface May 3, 2005

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