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A person that is so attractive that they cause immediate erections.
Hey Biff, have you seen the girl that just moved in upstairs? She's a definite Boner Donor!!!!
14π 7π
Any inanimate object used to perform an abortion.
Man, that hanger would make a great womb broom.
1π 3π
Playing with your own bunghole strictly for pleasure and personal gain.
Johnny was in the bathroom for hours on end , assturbating until the gentle sunrise caressed the horizon.
4π 1π
A bastard/illegitimate child conceived while one or both of the biological parents was fighting with their significant other and were on a "break" from their relationship.
Mary and I were fighting and she kicked me out, so I went to the bar and banged this chick in the bathroom and now she's about to have a god damned break baby!
8π 1π
A relationship with you where you satisfy yourself sexually. A.k.a. being single.
The other day I potentially saved hundreds of dollars not going on a date .My masturbationship is quite fulfilling and practical!
A bachelor pad. Synonymous with Stabbin' Cabin.
I hope my date goes well tonight & we end up at the old ejaculation station!
The condition resulting from outright shitting yourself or sharting.
Oops! I just shit myself! Now I have Doody Booty again:(