surprise sex

1. Unannounced and/or forcible sex which ISN'T rape. The kind performed in roleplay, in "dom/sub relationships", and in certain orgy/rock-star-groupie type situations.

2. The old male trick of pulling the penis out of the girl's cunt and slipping it up her shit-hole.

e.g: you can tell a true "do-me girl" by the fact she can't remember her last fuck which wasn't surprise sex

Smellhole

1) the anus/rectum
2) (rarely) the vagina

he sticks his cock up her smellhole

dewy cherry

anal virginity

account of porn star "deflowering" anal virgin: "...but when he pops her dewy cherry, she doesn't seem to like it"

Doodle

1) Excrement/a turd
2) Act of defecation

Used in film "Three Men and a Baby" - probably pre-dates the film as similar to doo-doo/dooey/doodie etc

"You realise she did a doodle?" prior to nappy-changing scene in film

Lay

1. Sexual intercourse; a partner in this
2. Have sexual intercourse with.

Note: over time, this verb has lost any implications re positions and active/passive roles. Women can use it of men, though they seldom do. (e.g early Sidi Bou Said song in which female vocalist wonders "shall I lay him? I don't know..."

Cunt

1) vulva/vagina
Almost certainly a proper technical term for the female organ(s) - consider the number of similar-sounding terms in both Latin and Germanic languages. Became a taboo word simply because it related to both sex and femininity - but many prefer it, finding that other everyday terms like "pussy" just don't have the right sound.

2) stupid/contemptible person of either gender
Only in America is this considered a specifically misogynistic insult. In Britain it is most likely to be heard amongst men quarelling.

(Message to board moderator who rejects my definitions:)
I may have a cunt, but don't presume I am one.

popshe

The anus/rectum

A Hungarian (?) word for the rear end, often used in the "Assman" porn series

Man in porn film talking about the woman he's going to sodomise:
"she needs a big dick in the popshe..."