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When you wake up and you're on your own sofa in your own house. On your own.
When you see your life for what it is.
When you put your phone on silent because you dont want to not hear your friends texting you.
When you sit up straight in bed, think why am I still single, then look around your apartment only to catch a glimpse of your creased forehead in the dirty cutlery in a bowl on the floor.
Oh that's how you spell it. With an s not a z. Realise.
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A Fucking amazing runescape 20 Defence pure, which is also the term to be fucking legendary in bed.
Sarah was SUCH a realise fate in bed yesterday, god damn she was legendary!
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The price of a sellable item (highest at which it can be sold at) less the cost of bringing it to the point of sale (repairs, delivery etc.)
The computer is worth £X, but repairing it will cost £Y, and delivery costs and admin will be £Z.
Net realisable value is £X-(Y+Z)
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That moment when right after you're done wanking and the load is blown you realise how the person you were thinking off when you were wanking doesn't attract you at all and is much less appealing than what you'd expected.
Alex was jerking off to one of his friends. After he came, he reached the post-masturbation realisation state as he didn't find that person appealing at all.
Standing here, I realize you were
Just like me trying to make history.
But who's to judge the right from wrong.
When our guard is down I think we'll both agree.
That violence breeds violence.
But in the end it has to be this way.
I've curved my own path, you've followed your wrath;
But maybe we're both the same.
The world has turned, and so many have burned.
But nobody is to blame.
It's tearing across this barren wasted land.
I feel new life could be born beneath
The blood stained sand.
Standing here i realise is a song from MGR during the senator Armstrong fight
the new ora ora sound when punching an immovable object fast originated from an MGR meme
anyone getting punched
memers: STANDING HERE I REALISE
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