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Fake Uggs.

Contrary to popular belief, if someone's wearing Uggs/fuggs, it does not make them a slut/bitch/whore/loser/spoiled bratty conforming wannabe teenager/whatever else you've got as an insult, it means they like a pair of boots. What's the big deal?

THE ADVANTAGES OF FUGGS

~Unlike brand-name Uggs, you are able to wear fuggs in the snow without completely destroying them, which is a HUGE advantage, especially if you're Canadian.
~They are surprisingly warm. Again, great for Canadian winters.
~They don't cost a fortune. I'm sorry, I just can't justify paying $300 for a pair of boots that I will knock the soles out of in a season.

~Most of the better Fuggs do last for a while. I've had mine for two years, even though I usually destroy a pair of boots in 5-6 months.
~They're comfortable.

~You piss off lots of people when you wear them.

I don't give a rat's ass how people think they look, I like them. It's that simple.

Idiot: ZOMGG UR WEARING FUGGS HAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT
Intelligent fugg-wearer: ...Shut the hell up.

by suaswm January 4, 2010

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