Splatter the matter

Diarrhea; The Shits

“Bruh! My tummy started rumbling in church so bad, I barely made it out of there and into McDonald’s next door to Splatter the matter.”

Push Meat

Defecate; to take a shit.

“Excuse me Ma’am, but do you have a bathroom? I’m filled with the sudden urge to push meat...”

Squeeze Chili

Diahrrea; The Runs

“Oh shit Bro!...move...MOVE NOW!...where’s the bathroom? I gotta Squeeze Chili!”