university of chicago

hard-as-fuck school that no people outside of academia know about. don't go here if you're planning for your future beyond college.

girls are flat hipster-nerds with teenage-boy figure. guys are round, short, jewish from NYC or Chicago suburbs with old-woman physique

Student 1: I'm going to the University of Chicago!
Student 2: Yeah I get shit tons of mail from there, why are you going to a big public school in Chiraq? I thought you got into Princeton and Columbia? I'm going to either Northwestern or Wash U, which are the best schools not on the coasts

24👍 36👎

short guy

quarter of the population, fucked for life because of a genetic sequence

(on OKCupid)
Profile: MD, senator, bodybuilder
College-dropout woman: EW! He's 5-6... just another short guy with a little dick!

and

(in the future)
Doctor: We've looked at a genetic sequence on the 4th Y chromosome, the newborn boy will only be 5-9 as an adult - a short guy
Mother: OH GOD KILL IT!!!

50👍 48👎