somerset county

A boring ass county sandwiched between Middlesex (Rutgers crowds) and Hunterdon (New Hope extension) crowds. There is absolutely nothing to to here. Everyone hangs out in Somerville just cos there is no place else to go on a Friday night. Full of either old, gettofied neighborhoods or bland, soulless cookie-cutter sprawl on former farmland. Ridiculously expensive for no good reason.

Person 1: Damn she acts like she got no life, where she from?

Person 2: I think Hillsborough, in Somerset County.

Person 1: Go figure, the middle of nowhere.

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