Birkett

1. To annoyingly persist with capitals and punctuation with everyone elses daily lives, often smacked in the face with a wet fish.
2. To subtly annoy you by requesting punctuation in your work that isnt hers.
3. To annoy Gods with her sucking noises during fellatio.

sophie: 'can i have a capital B please for birkett. .. schlurrrp'
Master of universe: 'Fuck you arsehole'

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