Tin-Canitis

A medical condition that causes severe "Tin-Can" moments. This condition typically occurs more in males than females. Symptoms may include:

- misplacing items
- forgetfulness
- losing small items such as keys, wallet, airpod pros, etc.,

- locking your keys in the car

NOTICE: SYMPTOMS MAY WORSEN IF LEFT UNTREATED.

guy 1: SHIT!! I LOST MY KEYS AGAIN!!!
guy 2: You're a fucking tin-can Kevin.

guy 1: Sorry bro, my tin-canitis has been acting up lately.