beaver cake

The gnarly delicious puss. Usually when referring to cunnilingus.

Last night I slipped into Heidi's bedroom and maowed down on some tasty beaver cake.

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zombie jesus

Just plain jesus after he rose from the dead.

Mary Magdelane - Holy jesusfuckshits it's zombie jesus.
Romans - Get him!!!
Jesus - Later fools, he rises to heaven while saluting earth with a heavenly su-fi.

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