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dirty jersey pawn shop

This is when a guy ask you to fist him in the ass and when you pull out he stole all your jewelry. And than he runs away.

This guy I met asked me to dirty jersey pawn shop him and I was like wtf.

by sugargirrl420 December 25, 2009

5👍 3👎


sexual zest

A man driving a car jerking off whilst eating a lemon right before he cums he has a heart attack

One mans sexual zest is another mans 20 car pile up.

by sugargirrl420 March 28, 2016

2👍 2👎