Martin

He can be someone who's related to you but he can also be someone you like in school. A Martin can be mysterious and quiet. He can be a cold-ass motherfucker that will reject the fuck out of you but after a few years he'll be chill after dating a "great" girl. The smallest things he do make you blush and giggle. On the other hand, another version of Martin can be an annoying ass motherfucker who spends his time playing video games and not caring a single fuck on anyone.

You: Hey... I like you.

Martin Version 1: *leaves you on read*

Martin Version 2: I'm such a pro gamer y'all are noobs.
You: Shut the fuck up gayshit
Martin V2: No you gay.

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Zion

Zion is the guy who will make you happy and then break your heart after some time. He’s a perverted guy, who does awful things to you that you don’t even realize it’s wrong because you’re confusingly in love with him. He’s an immature guy who makes you apologize to him even if he's at fault. Don’t ever date someone like that. They don’t deserve a loving person like you.

Friend 1: Hey do you guys need a Zion ?
Friend 2: No our friend right here already had a Zion and she broke up with him for being an abusive fuck.
Friend 3: Yeah but I’m free now!

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