suisare

Any experience in the perspective of one who misses out.

I got fired from my job, so working and making money is now a suisare.

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ricochet biscuit

A biscuit that you bounce off a wall and into your mouth. If it doesn't bounce back, you go hungry.

I'm so hungry, my ricochet biscuit didn't bounce back!

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Jooky Junk

Useless merchandise that could be "bought" with points from cans of Jooky.

I got my new Jooky hernia belt. Thanks, Jooky!

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wish sandwich

A kind of sandwich where you take two pieces of bread and WISH you had some meat.

Ever heard of a wish sandwich

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