mashed

mic wernej as seen at nick warren

mic was soooo mashed at Nick Warren on saturday night

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short man syndrome

usually short men who are in fact pussies, but feel the need to overcompensate everything and act tough to hide thier true pathetic nature

Man that kid matt, who also happens to be a huge twat, has some serious short man syndrome!

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chutzpah

daring do, balls, bravery

the way paul got that traffic-cop to believe he didn't kill jack with jack's body in the trunk, talk about chutzpah!

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grind

whist dancing, a person, usually female, while rub her rump on the crotch of a guy. if timed right can lead to the male's orgasm. a form of a dry hump.

yo man, we was doin the grind out there, she can really shake dat ass of hers

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fng

fuckin new guy - a new member of a group, often in military groups

oh geez, we're goin to combat, and we're stuck with all these fng's

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ink

a tatto...

Joe the tattoo-artist: What kinda ink do you want?
Suzy: The words 'and now a few words from our sponser' on my inner right thigh, and the words 'we're back' on my left thigh.
Joe the tattoo-artist: That's an odd tattoo. Why do you want that?
Suzy: So my husband has something to snack on during the football commercials.

Yeah it's a crappy joke, fuck you

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Russian Roulette

this isn't a definition, it's just a (disturbingly) humorous tale. It's documented in a recent Darwin Awards - collections of stories where people, either through accidental self-castration or accidental self-homicide, remove themselves from the gene pool - that a police officer was recently a victim of this risky game of chance. however, instead of using a revolver, with only one chamber in six loaded, he was using a semi-automatic pistol, having loaded one round into the magazine and pulled the slide back. some of you can already tell what happened, but let me explain for the rest: with a semi-automatic pistol, the top round in the magazine is automatically (hence a semi-AUTOMATIC pistol) inserted into the chamber. instead of a 1 in 6 chance of shooting himself, the cop had a 1 in 1 chance......


note: i'm not sure if he was intoxicated at the time. also, for more intriguing stories, search with your fav search engine for 'darwin awards'

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