lenz

1. (verb) to make fun of someone
2. (verb) to kick someone from an IRC channel (namely Kenny7822)
3. (noun) a slang term for the name Kenneth Hoey.

1. You totally lenzed me. Now I feel like an ass.
2. /ctcp holla lenz_him
3. Kenny7822: My name is not LENZ!

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cock chafer

When the chick you're having sex with has got stubble around her pussy because she hasn't shaved it for days. The result: abrasions to the shaft of your cock that hurt like hell.

I was rooting your mum the other night and her cock chafer made a mess of my round man.

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Accommodate

An old-school Aussie slang word, refering to ones ability to take on another in a challenge (usually a fight).

"If you wanna be a fuckarse, I'll accommodate ya!"

or

"He couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag. I accommodated him no hassles"

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non-tubber

A person who is averse to personal hygiene. Specifically, someone who doesn't use a bath tub/seems afraid of water.

Look at him, he's a non-tubber! Not even the dogs will go near him!

Non-Tubber

Aussie slang for a person who doesnt wash him/herself, i.e. avoids the bath 'tub'.

Look at him! He's a Non-Tubber! I bet if you scrubbed his back long enough, you'd find his school bag!

Vanessa

Vanessa is one of the most humble and smart people I know. What makes her so special is that she doesn’t show off or brag about it. You would never know the amazing and life changing things she’s done in this world—that’s how amazing she is. She may appear shy or introverted on the outside but when she’s around friends and familiar faces she loves to talk! Sometimes she can feel insecure about herself, so don’t forget to thank her or remind her what a great friend, sibling, partner, etc that she is. Vanessa’s kindness permeates wherever she finds herself, and its the act of giving that Vanessa finds meaningful and rewarding.She goes above and beyond for people and senses what people need even before they say it. Like her name, Vanessa is unique, and not the traditional kind of person you’ll meet. Cherish her.

Person: Hey Vanessa what grade did you get? Wasn’t that assignment easy?
Vanessa:I’d rather not share, because its not my business to tell.

How was your weekend?

backtit

A titlike fatpouch hanging from someone's back. Popularly found in morbidly obese individuals.

Whoa, Diana, wear looser clothing. I can see a backtit.

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