You’re lying to me right now there’s no way that happened
Person 1: I drove my car into a tree because I didn’t want to hit a duck on the road.
Person 2: Oh you’re stroking my balls mate
An adjective describing someone as perfect inside and out to the point they are straight out of a book or they compare to the fictional lovers in books
Friend a : So how was your date describe him to me
Friend b : He’s so book!