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You’re stroking my balls

You’re lying to me right now there’s no way that happened

Person 1: I drove my car into a tree because I didn’t want to hit a duck on the road.

Person 2: Oh you’re stroking my balls mate

by sunkistzerosugar May 16, 2025


Book

An adjective describing someone as perfect inside and out to the point they are straight out of a book or they compare to the fictional lovers in books

Friend a : So how was your date describe him to me

Friend b : He’s so book!

by sunkistzerosugar June 22, 2023