Ass Truck

Refers to jerks in trucks that think they own the road and drive like morons. Could be any vehicle from a pick-up to a semi.

"That guy just cut me off! Ass truck!"

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Guy Vision

A trait that occurs only in men, when he is looking for something he can't seem to find even though it's right in front of his face.

Al: Argh!! I can't find the tomato sauce!

Fred: It's right there on the shelf! You must have guy vision.

Towel Time

Spending an hour or so online or watching TV fresh out of the shower, only wearing a towel. It is a very special time.

"No, I can't come over now, it's towel time!"

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