Drony

(DROH-NEE) A simple combination between the words drunk and horny. The state of being in which anything that moves is a target for the extra friendly pursuit. Shots heighten the drony effect exquisitely. Creepy old men get drony in a bar when they whistle at hot young women rolling in. College students have a better chance of being successful upon en-drony-ment and either get shit for it or embarrassed at their "fine" picking the night before.

"You were so drony last night!"
"No i wasn't!"
"Yes, then how do you explain making out with the soccer player and then dancing with the hawaiian and then flirting with the bartender?"
"Again? excuse me, i always get too drony"

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Oopsy Booped

The unspoken encounter between male or female with the opposite sex in which penetration occurs, however, no further engaging actions thereafter. More of a disappointment for the male. Almost a fail for the female.

"Sooo, you have been with how many dudes again?"
"hardly any... i just oopsy booped a few, let's call them baby mistakes and move life on"

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Hungo

An abbreviation for how you feel after a long, long eventful night of drinking (raging). Often expressed in a calm manner to justify to your friends why you

a) missed plans with them/showed late and looked like hell

b) just ate lots of greasy food or

c) just want to do weird stuff that makes you feel somewhat more human all day

*call* "where are you? we are late for you to meet my mom at brunch"
"sorry, i am so hungo, i need to pull myself together. Give me 10 min."

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