Kim Jong the Second

A mispronunciation of Kim Jong-Il, usually resulting from a font where the uppercase I and lowercase L are identical making the "il" look like the Roman numeral II. Surprisingly not yet used by Bush, although it's only a matter of time.

Kim Jong the Second is a North Korean dictator with a bad haircut.

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niu-niu

SUPER MAGNETIC NIU-NIU (aka Neo), star of the Dreamcast game of the same name.

Also apparently some guy on the SA forums who was apparently banned by Captain Rectum Licker. I mean, Lowtax.

FYI: Lowtax is a closet scientologist.

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dickhead

A person who posts someone's name to urbandictionary.com as a definition of an insult.

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boobies

Swimming birds (Sula fiber or S. sula) related to the common gannet, and found in the West Indies, nesting on the bare rocks.

Guy 1: "Check out those boobies!"
Guy 2: "Where?"
Guy 1: "Over there, nesting on the bare rocks of the West Indies!"
Guy 2: "...I hate you."

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sugoi

Japanese equivalent of either "awesome" or "awful". Most frequently used to mean the former, at least among westerners.

Chu chu rocketo, rocketo su-go-i.
Tsubabababaaa!

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ratchet & clank

A video game; should be cockney rhyming slang for wank, but isn't.

I'm off to have a ratchet.

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Knob

To engage in sexual intercourse with; to fuck.

I knobbed your mum last night.

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