Sparrowinator

Arch nemesis of Lexinizer. Always loses fights or battles.
Is jealous of Lexinizer's good looks.

Destined to become a balloon man at birthday parties and elementary school events.

Call Sparrowinator at 1-800-BAL-LOON

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Lexinizer

Lexinizer is a highly intelligent species with a very high IQ, is fantastic at sports, video games and being ninja at karaoke. Everyone wants to be a lexinizer but the species is going extinct with only one left in Canada. Can take Sparrowinator in any fight or battle.

Lexinizer is cool

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