Self Propelled Sandwich Maker

A woman/wife/girlfriend who's primary purpose is to make and deliver sandwiches to their menfolk.

Hey Dave, I've got myself a brand new girlfriend! She's great 😃

Nice one! I'm in the market for a new self propelled sandwich maker also!

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Hot Soapy Bath Wank

To run oneself a hot bath with plenty of buddles/foam available with the sole intention of wanking. Associated with the big wank

Dave: So what you get upto last night dude?
Tom: nutin, Just surfed the web for porn for a while and decided to treat myself to a hot soapy bath wank.
Dave: ah-men to that bro, hi five.

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