FIOY

Fergoloop I'm Over You

"Fergoloop i wanted to tell you this for a long time"
"okay tell me"
"Fergoloop i hate you"
"WOAHH"
"FIOY."
"WOAHHHHH"

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ب_ب

a sad face but it's probably just saggy boobs

ب_ب
are those saggy boobs?

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sorority squat

when a girl from a sorority group does squats. it is super important

person 1: Where is Kymberleigh?
person 2: sorry she's just so caught up doing sorority squats.
Person 1: it's been 5 days--
person 2: let her do her squats it is very important

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wetter than an otter's pocket

an otter has a wet pocket and you're wetter than his little pocket

jacob: you're wetter than an otter's pocket
jane: huh?
jacob: my little otter pocket
jane: okay sweet cheeks this little game of yours has been going on for 5 years now you need to cut it out. im not sleeping with you anymore

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youre hot

you are seg-gsy

person 1: oh shit man youre hot
person 2: what no shes not
person 1: lets fuck <3

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mug

a type of beverage holder that Urb Dick really wants you to buy and i bought it lol

buy a mug mug for your mug mug!

so do you really want to know what i put on the mug
i put 'my ass'

i love it sm yall

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a little fart in a girl

a girl who provides this smelly invisible substance from the bootyhole but it stays in the bootyhole

guy: did you have a little fart in a girl?
girl: no
guy:ok
*they make out in a romantic way*

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