Rex Schwidlewski

Rex Schwidlewski is the most awesome man you will ever meet
He is a sigma
His milkshakes bring all the girls to the yard
He is basically perfect in every way

Girl 1: "Woah omg is that Rex Schwidlewski he's so cool"
Gay guy: "Wow I wish he was gay"
Straight guy: "I'm not even gay but he's so hot"