Ohio State

An exceptional University whose top-notch faculty and academics are consistently overshadowed by its over-hyped and over-funded football team.

Burnout "Business" major: Hey, wanna drink with me and my boys before the big game on saturday?

Student that actually studies: What big game?

Burnout "Business" major: WHAT BIG GAME? You're a fucking buckeye, how can you not know that we play Michigan this Saturday!?!? It's like the biggest event of the year!

Student that actually studies: Uhh...right. I'm a Theatre major...there's more to Ohio State than football and booze.

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