Salty Sailor

When a woman gives a man a handjob and lets him jizz on his ballsack. Then, with his moist, dripping sack, she proceeds to motorboat it. This is the salty sailor.

Guy 1:Last night, stella was giving me a HJ and all of a sudden she went nuts and salty sailored it.

Guy 2: Dude! High-Five

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outdorky

It's an adjective that can be applied to both people and the clothes they wear. Typically a garment (or wearer thereof) that is intended to function in an outdoor/athletic setting, but has some token styling cues that make it acceptable for more urbane pursuits. Typically seen in the PNW.

Merrell sandals and convertible pants are outdorky.