Blue Balls

it’s something us guys have grossly over-exaggerated so we can manipulate and guilt-trip women.

“i used blue balls to get my way in the bedroom last night, the missus didn’t suspect a thing”

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getting kicked in the balls

it doesn’t actually hurt that much. it’s just something us guys made up and exaggerated to gain attention and invalidate other people’s pain.

“getting kicked in the balls is the most over-exaggerated experience since the dawn of time”

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