school

The destruction of human creativity, where innocent minds are exploited at a very young age for the purpose of us all becoming ignorant little robots and being no smarter than the other.

Also see hell-fire, misery, self-immolation, agony, impalement, Chinese torture, etc...

In school I learned that two plus two equals four, but why the fuck can't it equal five?

Einstein got D's and F's in school.

Winston Churchill flunked English at least five times.

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krispey kreme

Food of choice if you want to know what a heart attack feels like.

That Krispey Kreme doughnut was so good I had to get an angiogram of my coronary arteries after eating it!

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greenwich

1)To enrage, make insane

Living in Greenwich will Greenwich you.

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Honda Civic

A downmarket alternative to a lawn mower, with less power and style.

After investing some $20000 in modifications, I shaved two seconds off my Civic's 30 second 0-60 time!

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