Dick fishing

When a single woman or single gay man heads out looking for a hook-up, at a local bar.

Brigitte : Hey why is Tanya gettin all dressed up?
Kristen : It looks like she going out dick fishing again”

Falking

Falking is a term used to refer to unknown and persistant stalking by individuals on Facebook.

Gill: "hey I went on a date with that girl I met on eHarmony
John: "Isn't that the hot girl that you friended last week on Facebook?"

Gill: "sort of. We're not friends, I'm was Falking her before our date . She gave me her email address and I used Gmail to get her last name. I had to track her down, to make sure she was cool before the date"
John: "so, how was the date?"
Gill: Ah . . .not so good, I'll just keep "Falking" her until she updates her security on Facebook, her pics are pretty hot.

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Fluffing the Gadget

Spending too long in front of the urinal, with a less than standard fluid release.

“Come on, hurry up dude, I gotta piss . . . What are you doing, fluffing the gadget”?

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chilean Suppository

The rescue pod used to retrieve the 33 miners in Chile; that resembles a giant suppository.

If I was trapped in a mine, I don't think I could be rescued with the chilean Suppository, I'm too fat.

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Caving

The act of covering up your phone (with your hands), forcing it to roam on stronger networks.

Q: Tucker, why are you under your desk and what are you doing with your phone.

A: I'm caving to download that app. My network sucks in this building.

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