creamsicle

The combination of a creampie and a snowball. Where you cum into a pussy and the girl climbs over your mouth and squeezes it in and makes you swallow it before she gets up.

My girl did the freakiest thing last night!

What was that?

She creamsicled me!

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Caps Lock

The System Administrator's bane. This is how most sys admins quickly realize who has absolutely no business using a computer. Generally will have to make deskside service calls on a regular basis because a user's password "just doesn't work." Requires a five second hit of the Caps Lock key and everything is good.

That's the fourth time in two weeks I've had to go in to deal with that compfused idiot! Why can't he just press the caps lock key before calling me?

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BK Bonus

When you order fries at Burger King and you get an onion ring in with your order. Also works in reverse.

They are easiest to get when they are busy.

Dude! I got a double BK Bonus in my small fries today! That King is one creepy dude, but I love when that happens! BK Bonus FTW!

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On Digits

Refers to an electronic or digital version of a hardcopy item, ie: printed version of a powerpoint presentation, printed copy of an essay for a class, etc.

Do you have that on digits? It will be easier for me to proofread your essay.

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assicon

Like an emoticon, an assicon is a smiley in the shape of an ass.

The following are assicons:
(_!_) A regular ass
(__!__) A fat ass
(!) A tight ass
(_*_) A sore ass
{_!_} A swishy ass
(_o_) An ass that's been around
(_x_) Kiss my ass
(_X_) Leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) Tired ass!
(_E=mc2_) Smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass

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NASCAR

Acronym, used by some who live in the south to express distaste for car races.

Not
All
Southerners
Care
About
Racing

Northern Guy: Do you like NASCAR?
Southern Guy: Why do you think that? You do know NASCAR, right?

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Tweetnesia

When you have the idea for the most epic, world peace creating, national debt eliminating tweet that could ever fit into 140 characters, and you forget it as soon as you begin to type your tweet.

I have had tweetnesia on multiple occasions. The world is still in disarray because of me.