oldham

a great place in LANCASHIRE not manchester, sadly has been invaded by paki's but still full of good people. a great place to go out and get hammered. gets bad publicity as being a shit hole, which in many parts it is, but not all. home to the only team called "latics" in england albeit they are shit, 5,500 people love them!

person 1:wheres manchester?
person 2:its that small town just outside oldham

57👍 55👎

ey up

a northerners way of saying hello

ey up cock, fancy a pint?

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su su's

breasts, translated from tagalo

wow! look at the size of her su su's! wouldnt mind nibbling them!

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rumble

a fight, or to grass on someone

theres a rumble in the street, or he nicked them fags, im gonna rumble that fucker

12👍 17👎

steamboated

to be completley pissed out of your tree

"i cant believe i shagged that fat trout last night, i was fucking steamboated"

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