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Usually a man (though sometimes a woman) who is married to both his wife and his video games. Any non-work (if he works, that is) or non-sleep (if he sleeps, that is) time is probably reserved for World of Warcrack, Evercrack, or some other mmorpg, resulting in the human wife either signing divorce papers or going to see Dr. Phil.
Wife: "Wow, honey, did you see that obsessed polygamist on the Tyra Banks Show? The guy even left his wife in labor at the hospital to play his game!"
Husband: "What? Listen, shut up for a minute, I'm doing a raid."
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A song Filipino inmates like to dance to.
'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike
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Hoang WAS one of the most popular actresses in Vietnam and formerly played the main character of Vietnam's most popular soap.
That changed when a tape featuring her with her boyfriend having sex was leaked onto the internet (FOR THE LAST TIME, if you're reading this, please DON'T make sex tapes...at least not in Asia). Basically, she got fired, the show got cancelled, and her career is ruined, concluded with a tearful apology for disappointing her fans on tv.
Sex tapes apparently propel you to superstardom and fame over here though. But if you're in Vietnam (communist and conservative)...well, good luck.
"Damn, Hoang Thuy Linh pulled off a Paris Hilton...but the results weren't quite the same."
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