Mobilize!!

When someone in a group declares that it is the appropriate time to move from the pregame to the party. It should be periodically shouted in the beginning stages of the route.

"Hey bro, it's like midnight... time to mobilize." "We mobilizing?" Mobilize!!! Wooo aye!! We're mobilizing

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Potassipussy

When u take a banana, loosely wrap it in duct tape, and carry it around in your pocket for an hour or so while you do your regular activities. Once the banana is fairly mushy and warm you cut off one end, shove your lil woodrow in, and make sweet sweet love to everyone's favorite source of potassium... and bananas never ask you to cuddle. You may want to shower afterward as u will have banana bits on your junk area. It's sort of ironic because a fruit that is notorious for looking like a peter is now a vagina!!!

If i make a potassipussy for that other inmate then maybe he'll stop raping me... maybe.