The Voices

Scary sounds that people hear in their heads when they don't have any friends.

Something people say to get kicked out of walmart

Something people say when they don't want to talk to you.

Something people say when they want to see a therapist.

Mom: Hi honey, want to invite a friend over?

Son: AHH it's the voices again!

or

Random Guy: WHERE ARE THE SINGING HAMSTERS...OH NO IT'S THE VOICES AGAIN!

Walmart Employee: Brah, I think you need to see a therapist..snort.............snort

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Britney Spears

The act of driving with a child on your lap.

Having an ugly ass hairdo.

Person: Yo, did someone have an accident up there?
You: Yeah, that bitch pulled a Britney Spears!
Or:
You: Did you get a haircut?
Person: Yeah, they gave me a fucking Britney Spears!

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